[Mass Effect] "Paragade Paradox" - M!Shepard/F!Shepard, Tali/Garrus (sort of)

Summary: Renegade male Shepard/paragon femShep, with Tali and Garrus commentary. Inspired by this picture.
Length: 2000 words
Rating: R for not-so-explicit M/F sex
Notes: Crack.


( Tali groaned and leaned her head in her hands, palms covering her visor. )