[Mass Effect] Jack and Zaeed, sitting in a tree...

Summary: jack and zaeed
sitting in a tree
k-i-s-s-i-n-g
Length: 500 words
Rating: Most likely R for Jack having a speaking part... also, shenanigans.
Notes: I have no idea if my Zaeed sounds anywhere even remotely similar to his actual voice. (Sorry, I used him for all of two missions. Need to replay. At some point.) Not too sure about Jack either, but I'm more worried about him. ...anyway, it's crack.


( Whose fault is this and why hasn't anyone shot them by now? )

[Mass Effect] "Photograph" - Liara solo, thinking of female!Shepard

Summary: Liara in her office, masturbating to a picture (and thoughts) of femshep.
Length: 1800 words
Rating: M for explicit F/F sex
Notes: I feel like this fic makes me appreciate Liara more, for some reason...


( The picture had spent its first few weeks on her desk.  )